kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

handsomemales:

björn w. by pfm photography
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underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.
thescorfield:

☯